The Scorecard

Every Hype Fund episode ends with a list of what has to be true. Gus checks each list after every report, red as clearly as green.

Next check Dec 9, 2026: Broadcom's Q4 report.

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HYPE FUND #4

Broadcom $AVGO

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Broadcom Q3 fiscal 2026: AI sales $16.7 billion, $21.7 billion forecast for Q4

Next check Dec 9, 2026: Broadcom's Q4 report.

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What has to be true for Broadcom stock, report by report until 2028
What has to be trueEpisode Oct '262026202720282028
Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4
AI sales on the path to the goalabout +11.58% a quarter: $21.7B, then $24.21B, up to $33.63B, $115B in a year$16.7Bnext
The customers spend 30% moreAlphabet, Amazon, Microsoft, Meta and Oracle in 2027; Broadcom's slice 7.2¢ → 11.06¢≈ $800B
about $800B in 2026$1,040B in 2027
The customers take delivery and Anthropic paysnothing paid out on the $29B guarantee or the $42B loan$0 paid outAnthropic's listing filing shows its own numbers. Broadcom's reports show if the guarantee or the loan is used. At Lucent's rate it costs $123 of $10,000.2028
The margin holdsthe chip business keeps over 55¢ of each dollar as operating profit61.28¢next
VMware customers renewsoftware sales, about +10% a year+29%next
The 2028 matha share worth about $335.41 in 2028 at the goal a year late; beating an index fund takes a P/E of 22.42P/E 42.83Settled once, with the 2028 report. At 20 times profit a share is worth $335.41 with dividends; at Broadcom's own plan, $467.13.2028
Gus didn't sellThe Hype Fund still holds it. Biggest fall since it bought: −11%$329.17next
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HYPE FUND #6

IonQ $IONQ

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IonQ Q3 2026: pro forma sales flat at $215.8M, operating loss $433.1M

Next check: IonQ's annual report for 2026, the 10-K.

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What has to be true for IonQ stock, report by report
What has to be trueEpisode Nov '262026202720282030
Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4
Pro forma sales grow 32% a yearagainst the same quarter a year before, everything IonQ bought counted in both years; Q3: $215.8M against $217.3M−0.68%next
Operating loss under the third quarter'sagainst $433.1M in Q3 2026; $75.7M in Q1 2025, bigger six quarters in a row−$433.1Mnext
Adjusted EBITDA lossthe company's own measure, the warrant line taken out, against a loss of $133.6M in Q3 2026−$133.6Mnext
Share count grows 3% a yearagainst a year before; the bull case counts 3% for staff pay, last year it was 39%+39.49%next
The cash lasts to 2028$1.66B on September 30 and $1.99B from the October raise, against $1.3B a year of free cash flow at Q3's pace$3.65B
Just under $3.7B today$2.49B short of the first profit in 2030
The 2030 math$77.56 a share on the logical bull case, 2.38 times; $47.79 if it goes like the S&P 500$32.62Settled once, with the report for 2030. The logical bull case: half of the $9.5 billion bull market, SkyWater on top, 3% new shares a year. $10,000 becomes $23,776; in the S&P 500 it becomes $14,651. The ceiling, IonQ selling all of it at Nvidia's price: $216.62. Both run out of cash in 2028. With 39% more shares a year, the logical bull case gives $7,270.2030
Gus didn't sellThe Hype Fund still holds it. Biggest fall since it bought: −1%$35.41next
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Alphabet $GOOGL

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Alphabet Q3 2026: profit per share $2.67 without the paper gains, cloud margin 36.21%

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What has to be true for Alphabet stock, report by report until 2031
What has to be trueEpisode Nov '262026202720282031
Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4Q1Q2Q3Q4
Profit per share without the paper gainsabove $2.67 a quarter, the Q3 2026 number; Q4 is the first reading$2.67next
The cloud keeps 31.9¢ of each dollarGoogle Cloud's operating margin, the line for the index; 23.71¢ a year before36.21¢next
Services grows 8% a yearGoogle Services' operating profit against the same quarter a year before; 9.5% without the legal costs+5.88%next
Cloud sales grow 24.40% a yearthe yearly pace from Q3 2026: $122.8B a year to $365.8B in 2031$30.71Bnext
The stake comes back as cloud profitthe cloud's operating profit on the 30¢ row; the stake is $195B to $205B this year$44.5B
$44.5B a year today$109.7B in 2031
The 2031 math$474 a share on our row (Services 8%, cloud 30¢) against the index's $485$279.84Settled once, with the 2031 report. Three dials: the cloud's margin, Services' growth and the cloud's sales base. With Services between 5.88% and 9.5%: $475 to $535 at 36¢, $441 to $500 at 30¢. The line is 31.9¢.2031
Gus didn't sellThe Hype Fund still holds it. Biggest fall since it bought: −3%$289.93next
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HYPE FUND #3

Palantir $PLTR

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Palantir Q3 2026 earnings: US sales +119%, international +26%

Next check: The 10-Q with the head count, for sales per person. Then Q4, in February.

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What has to be true for Palantir stock to pay off, checked after every report
What has to be trueEpisode Oct '2620262027202820292030
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America keeps growingUS sales, about +50% a year+110%+119%next
Abroad keeps growinginternational sales, about +33% a year+35%+26%next
The software does the worksales per person, $1.4M → $10.6M$1.4M
$1.4M today$10.6M at Karp's goal
The 2030 mathprofit per share × P/E beats $280P/E 148Settled once, with the 2030 report. At Karp's goal it takes a P/E of 48.2030
Gus didn't sellThe Hype Fund still holds it. Biggest fall since it bought: −20%$194.20heldnext
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